youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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