Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize