I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Girls should come with a carfax report
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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