So drunk, too bad you don't want this
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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