Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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