i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Also, beer. Big fan.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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