the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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