Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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