Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Blood and glitter go together right?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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