Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
