i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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