The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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