just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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