People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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