I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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