should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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