why didn't you poke me back
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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