Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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