My sheets look like a crime scene.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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