i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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