can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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