Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Randomize
