Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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