Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
That accounts for only three of the penises
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
