She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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