this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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