get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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