took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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