he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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