Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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