He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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