im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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