i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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