VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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