I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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