I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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