Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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