so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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