it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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