He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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I want her autograph on my taint
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
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THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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