But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You made out with two different species that night
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
