That's intense
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
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So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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