is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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