operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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