WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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