ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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