Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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