Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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