I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
so much tequila, so little girl.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
why is half of my head shaved?
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