i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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