do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I have already put on my inside pants.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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