He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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