We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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