So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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