Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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